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[ ducktape fantasies ]

[superficial.x.whore]

Created on 2004-05-27 06:15:47 (#3279486), last updated 2008-05-08

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48 Journal Entries, 1 Tag, 3 Memories, 50+ ScrapBook Files, 0 Virtual Gifts, 8 Userpics

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Name:	Noni™
Website:	Justin Owns All of This

Bio

^{Hello
I am the one and only
Noni

This is ME:

I don't require much thought
I am made of basic ingredients

Carbonated Water
High Fructose Corn Syrup
Citric Acid
Natural Flavor
Potassium
Benzoate
Gum Acacia
Yellow 6
Ester Gum
Brominated Vegetable Oil

If you haven't figured it out
I have Calories.

But.. There is 100% Satisfaction Guarantee!

If you are not completely satisfied with this product..
We will refund your purchase price

Wanna know about me?
I'm officially known as Noni ;; Unofficially - Heather
I work at McDonald's // Yes. I love it.
I'm a vegan || I'm not typical || I'm neurotic
I'm against drugs, but I occasionally have a drink or two
I'm currently fending for myself with no man by my side
I had a nasty break up happen on January 5th,
not a great way to start a year
I hate liars, hypocrites, oh, and one more thing
people who preach to me about things in my life that are wrong
Do I care what people think?
Helen, Jim, Christiaan, JBean, and a select others...
are the only opinions that I give a rats ass about
I hate my family
I hate almost everyone
If it wasn't for Helen, I'd still be anti-social
If it wasn't for Johnny, I'd still be weak
If it wasn't for Jim, I wouldn't know people cared

& I'd like to thank them

<3 Love of my life? Helen FUCKING Lorraine =] <3}

So.. You wonder
"Why are they always together?"
&& I can tell you this
Cause we're best friends FOREVER

The greatest love awakens the soul

Justin Boyd & Heather Karleen